I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they're and their. From now on I'm going to point it out, weather they like it or not.

Do the Chinese realize that when they visit America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?

I just saw an add for the Beloit Memorial Hospital. Why do hospitals need to advertise? It's not like I'm going to go to Home Depot instead.

It all makes sense now. Pot and gay marriage legalized in the same day. (Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.") Well. I guess we've just been misinterpreting it all these years...

Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?

They say after a plane crash they can identify you by your dental records. What I'm wondering is how they know who your dentist is.

A hundred years from now, people will wonder why so many photos of their ancestors involve the subject standing in the bathroom holding a thin rectangular device at shoulder level.