Clothing bits

Beauty of style and harmony and grace and good rhythm depend on simplicity.
Plato

Never buy clothing you don't intend to wear.

Good clothing and manners will open all doors.

When in doubt, wear a tie.

Four-in-hand, only if your in a hurry, full or half Windsor if your not.
Also, if you choose to wear a tie, then button the top button.

If you can't see your shirt cuff, your jacket doesn't fit.

Always dress one step better than your colleagues.

Men shop alone.

Break in your own jeans!  Don't let the factory do it for you.

You can never overdress.

Men should never wear sandals.

One day, you'll be too old to wear a leather jacket.  Know when that happens.

Real men don't wear skinny jeans, now stop it!

Men's sweaters don't have zippers.

Men, shorts are for boys, remember that.

Keep it simple, a white oxford shirt will always be in style.

A tee under your shirt helps you maintain your dignity.

Even Polo's should be tucked in.

Black shoes black belt, brown shoes brown belt.  NO EXCEPTIONS!

Guys, please, at least try to match your colors.

Solid black socks only with your dress shoes.  White only if you are wearing athletics.

Unless you have served in the armed forces, no fatigues!

Never be seen shirtless in public, especially when jogging.

Boxers only, never tighties.

Never wear a cowboy hat, no matter how tempted you might be.

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

A tee shirt is neither a statement of philosophy or an advertizement, it's a shirt.  Wear it plain.

Oh, and by the way, a real man's luggage never rolls.

Own at least one good suit that fits.

Always wear your shirts and slacks without wrinkles!  Irons have a purpose.

On Sunday morning,  a gentleman gets dressed.

Never wear your pants lower than the crack of your ass for crying out loud!  Hip bones are there for a reason!