My New Smart Phone

I'm feeling pretty clever right now. You know that new smart phone I bought? I made my emergency contact number "911".
One thing I don't like about these smart phones. Why is that that every time I put someones number into it, it's lost forever and has morphed into a name? I'll never be able to memorize numbers this way!
So I turned my phone onto “airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever!
Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.