Sometimes I wonder if I could/would ever marry a democrat woman. Yeah, like at my age I'm going to be asking that question. I should be more concerned if she knows the signs of a stroke and can perform CPR.


Dave Long, 2012

So while surfing I see this comment: "I'm eating some beer cheese soup, sans cheese". While I totally agree with the sentence, can everyone just stop using "sans". I know it means "without", but why did this word suddenly become popular?

Whenever I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and gently whisper "Who did this to you?"