Put away the smartphone, ignore the land line, the laptop and the iPad. There is nothing worse than trying to talk to a person who is distracted by a screen or the ringing of a phone. If you want to really hear what the other person is saying, you must eliminate the noise around you. This allows you to focus on the person you are talking to, showing them that you think they are important and, for the time being, the center of your attention.

I was up at 3am and walked to the gym! Met a few Hormelites there! Great morning and workout!

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in the Midwest...

...and on the 7th day while G_d rested, Satan created the Kardashian family.

It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.